Nevermind Me
I know
you and I
are not about poems or
other sentimental bullshit
but I have to tell you
even the way
you drink your coffee
knocks me the fuck out.
Clementine von Radics (via sylviatietjens)

princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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all of life

Getting ready for a #fun filled #Shakespearean night!!!!!! OMGSOEXCITEFYESYEUDJKEKDDMJAKAMJD #bardatthebeach #thetempest

Getting ready for a #fun filled #Shakespearean night!!!!!! OMGSOEXCITEFYESYEUDJKEKDDMJAKAMJD #bardatthebeach #thetempest

unit-00:

UMMM I WAS TRYING TO LOOK FOR THIS MOUSE TO BUY ONLINE AND INSTEAD I FOUND

unit-00:

UMMM I WAS TRYING TO LOOK FOR THIS MOUSE TO BUY ONLINE AND INSTEAD I FOUND

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.
(via dirtytucson)

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOUlike BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU




Q

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

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Q

mountains-i-could-move:

heyfunniest:

basically, yes.

I’ve been laughing at this for ten minutes